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20 Halloween Texts To Send Your Spouse




We love dressing up, carving pumpkins, drinking apple cider, and taking our kids trick-or-treating.


We also love MAKING EACH OTHER LAUGH and FINDING SIMPLE WAYS TO FLIRT with each other, so here are some cute, funny, and even SEXY TEXTS to send to your spouse this Halloween.

  • You’re a total zom-babe

  • If you were a jack-o’-lantern I’d totally light your candle

  • Your costume looks complicated

  • I’m sweet – you’re corny – we belong together

  • Scary with you is better than scary without you

  • If I couldn’t spend Halloween with you, I’d BOO-HOO all night…now that’s a scary thought. 

  • I wanna bob for your apples

  • Oh how I WITCH you were here with me

  • I hear this house is haunted…we better stick together

  • I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets

  • You’re my BOO

  • Lets bone

  • Your love potion has worked its magic on me…Happy Halloween my sweetheart!

  • The kids are going trick-or-treating at 7…wanna join me in bed and make me howl?

  • I’m your biggest fang

  • If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first

  • Hey pumpkin, I bet I can put a smile on your face! 

  • Totally made for each other just like Frankenstein and his bride…that’s us! 

  • You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns

  • I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking

    Wishing you a
    Happy Halloween!

Written by Casey and Meygan Caston
Meygan and Casey are the co-founders of Marriage365. They live in Southern California and have two incredible children. Together, they are passionate about teaching couples around the globe how to connect in their marriage and about making every date night count.





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